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#1 British Army denies deploying man eating Badgers in Basra

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:03 pm
by Dartzap
Bodger and Badger Are Never Far Away

British blamed for Basra badgers
British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

But several of the creatures, caught and killed by local farmers, have been identified by experts as honey badgers.

The rumours spread because the animals had appeared near the British base at Basra airport.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

"We have been told these are indigenous nocturnal carnivores that don't attack humans unless cornered."

The director of Basra's veterinary hospital, Mushtaq Abdul-Mahdi, has inspected several of the animals' corpses.

He told the AFP news agency: "These appeared before the fall of the regime in 1986. They are known locally as Al-Girta.

"Talk that this animal was brought by the British forces is incorrect and unscientific."

Dr Ghazi Yaqub Azzam, deputy dean of Basra's veterinary college, speculated that the badgers were being driven towards the city because of flooding in marshland north of Basra.

But the assurances did little to convince some members of the public.

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.

That's right folks, the EBC is taking Iraq by badger!

#2 Re: British Army denies deploying man eating Badgers in Basr

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:47 pm
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
Golden.

#3

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:50 pm
by SirNitram
Note the specific nature of the denial. He doesn't deny man eating, say, flying sharks. Nor does he eliminate other weaponized badgers. Clearly, this is a tacit admission to the use of man-eating flying shark tactics, and weaponized anti-vehicle badgers.

#4

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:59 pm
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
Note that he also said "we have not", which strongly indicates the plan of releasing man-eating badgers in the future. :wink:

#5

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:41 am
by Shark Bait
Little known fact, honey badgers are known to attack animals several times their size, and when honey badgers attack they don't go for the throat or eyes like normal animals they go for the groin...

so is this man eating or manhood eating perhaps a translational error?

#6

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:45 pm
by frigidmagi
Cry Bloody Hell and Unleash the BADGERS OF WAR!