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#1 Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on himself

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:23 pm
by frigidmagi
Washington Post
Sometimes, capturing a Taliban commander requires vast resources and complex operations. Last week in eastern Afghanistan, it required neither.

Mohammad Ashan, a mid-level Taliban commander in Paktika province, strolled toward a police checkpoint in the district of Sar Howza with a wanted poster bearing his own face. He demanded the finder’s fee referenced on the poster: $100.

Afghan officials, perplexed by the man’s misguided motives, arrested him on the spot. Ashan is suspected of plotting at least two attacks on Afghan security forces. His misdeeds prompted officials to plaster the district with hundreds of so-called “Be on the Lookout” posters emblazoned with his name and likeness.

When U.S. troops went to confirm that Ashan had in fact come forward to claim the finder’s fee, they were initially incredulous.

“We asked him, ‘Is this you?’ Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, ‘Yes, yes, that’s me! Can I get my award now?’” recalled SPC Matthew Baker.

A biometric scan confirmed that the man in Afghan custody was the insurgent they had been looking for.

“This guy is the Taliban equivalent of the ‘Home Alone” burglars,” one U.S. official said.

Wanted posters are often distributed by NATO forces, but rarely have such a direct impact on the apprehension of an insurgent. In restive Paktika province, civilians are typically afraid to pass on intelligence that might lead to an arrest. And insurgents tend to shy away from the urban centers where they’re being hunted, particularly while carrying evidence of their own transgressions.

Officials have guessed at what the unusual details of Ashan’s arrest might tell us about the state of the insurgency — its desperation, its lack of resources, its defiance of law and order.

But, for now, the consensus has landed on the singularity of Ashan’s act, and the intellectual calculus that led to it.
The Fuck?

What is this?

I don't even....

No, you know what? Fine! Whatever! Pay the Man!

After he serves his time. All of it.

#2 Re: Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on himself

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:54 pm
by Dark Silver
Well..technically...

he did find himself.....so he is sorta kinda entitled to the finders fee....

but..yeah. After he serves his time.

#3 Re: Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on himself

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:32 pm
by Charon
This has got to be a trap of some kind...

Right?

They couldn't possibly be this stupid...

#4 Re: Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on himself

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:03 pm
by Batman
How did Einstein put it? 'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'
Besides, while the guy is unlikely to be this stupid, he may be that desperate. Depending on where he's going and the conditions there, jail may be preferable to the alternative. At least you have a roof over your head and get regular meals.
Or the guy is trying to get into the prison population for another mass breakout thingy, to be in position to assist in springing one specific high profile prisoner, or just loves the lasagna they do on tuesdays. Since I don't know the specifics of what's going to happen to the guy all I can do is speculate.

#5 Re: Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on himself

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:49 pm
by LadyTevar
Hell... give him the money. :rofl:

#6 Re: Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on himself

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:09 pm
by SirNitram
Nah. Pay the man now. He can spend it at the prison comissary.

#7 Re: Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on himself

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:38 am
by Hotfoot
Every time players think about collecting on the prices on their heads in my games, I have a similar reaction. Looks like this time, life imitates art.