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#1 Chitungwiza blast - Goblin fought back

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:13 pm
by Norseman
A traditional healer and survivor of the Chitungwiza blast claims the tragedy occurred during a cleansing ceremony in which an imported goblin was beheaded.

A traditional healer and survivor of the Chitungwiza blast claims the tragedy occurred during a cleansing ceremony in which an imported goblin was beheaded.

The survivor, Ms Clara Banda, who escaped with visible minor burns and eye injury, says the blast occurred soon after her counterpart, 24-year-old Speakmore Mandere, popularly known as Sekuru Shumba, beheaded the goblin.
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Now I only have one thing to say: What did they expect would happen? That the goblin would just meekly submit to being beheaded? Also this should be a warning to anyone who is thinking about getting a cheap imported goblin, instead of going with domestic ones who are quite unlikely to make surprising sudden demands.

#2 Re: Chitungwiza blast - Goblin fought back

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:31 pm
by Josh
This makes me sigh, because as technically I'm a CAM practitioner myself I stick strictly to the scientific stuff. No chi flows, no dragon lines, nada. I just unjangle the jangledy nerves.

Obviously I've been missing out on the goblin exorcism business. I wonder what sort of licensing goes into that.