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Since a few of you have heard of the stray who adopted my front porch and now apparently me I figured I'd post pictures for all to see.

That cat can be summed up with one vocal sound:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Most cats can. Still, lucky B4.

I believe the 3rd picture down is best summed up with the caption:
Any more pictures and I shall feast on your soul.

B4UTRUST wrote:I believe the 3rd picture down is best summed up with the caption:
Any more pictures and I shall feast on your soul.

No.. that's the "Ok, I'm tired of this. Was that a mouse over there?"

I'm not typically one for cats, but if I had one, I'd want it to have a badass color pattern on his face like yours.

*scratches head*
What's unusual about that colour pattern?

It's not really unusual, I just think it's cool. It sort of looks like a scar or something. It gives him that whole "I'll kick your ass and your dog's too" look.

Cats kick ass by definition (barring a few exceptions).

That cat has not only adoopted you B4.. that cat OWNS you.

Yum! Er... I mean... cute!

Well hello, fellow servant of the feline overlords.

Never thought I'd see the day when you got yourself a cat. Won't it get hair all over your pristine furniture? ;)

Oh.. he claims she'll never be an inside cat.
That will last until Winter. Then he'll be saying it's too cold to leave the poor kitty outside.

Or when it rains too hard.. that'll be even sooner!

Awww... Poor Spaz! She's going to get Soaked in the Rain! Time to bring her inside... just till the rain's over.

Right. before he knows it she'll be inside in daylight, begging to go outside to poop.

Rumour has it there may be cats who actually regularly use the catflap even when there's humans around.
Of course, rumour also has it the moon landing was fake.

we don't have a cat flap and three indoor/outdoor brats...

one of which has attached itself to my head

Rukia wrote: one of which has attached itself to my head

Okay, that's a new one.

I'm sitting in a high back chair and my shit for brains cat, Killer is all but sitting on my head gnawing on my hair.

I can't complain usually he's trying to deflate my boobs with his claws.

*tries to imagine 7 kilos worth of tomcat sitting on his head trying to gnaw his hair of*
I guess I'm lucky the bugger never thought of it, may he rest in peace.
Cats are at the same time amazingly cunning and amazingly stupid people.

Nitram's cat StarKitty fights me for control of the back of my computer chair ... when she's not sitting on his keyboard.

Cat on keyboard is inevitable. At least while they're asleep they don't move much. It's the walking in circles on it before lying down that wreaks the real havoc.
Some of the more adventurous ones occasionally try to eat the mouse.

Spaz is an outdoor cat. Outdoor cats remain outdoors. She is not my pet, nor am I hers. She is merely a stray that I give food too so she doesn't die of starvation. *nods sagely*

There is no feline overlord, it is all just a myth perpetrated by the cat lovers to convince the rest of us there is!

Keep telling yourself that.