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#1 Hey Bats

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:05 am
by Josh
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There ya go.

#2

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 pm
by Lindar
OMFG!!

Harley is like right there...next to Ivy!!!


*melts*

#3

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:40 pm
by Batman
Damn. How did I miss that one?
Anyway documented history suggests that no, they can't. :razz:

#4

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:23 pm
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
Documented history also says that Batman is NOT gay. :razz:

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#5

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:30 pm
by Batman
Do I really have to break out the pre-Crisis never actually happened routine or point out that back in those days gay meant something entirely different?
*yawns*

#6

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:23 pm
by Josh
Batman wrote:Anyway documented history suggests that no, they can't. :razz:
Yeah, I was grooving on the irony of how such an army of well-armed lunatics can't take down a lunatic dressed like a bat.

#7

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:08 pm
by frigidmagi
I should point out that half of them are so fucking crazy it's a wonder they can tie their shoes, forget kill a man with more urban combat experience then your average Marine Battalion. These days that's a lot of experience.

#8

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:28 pm
by Josh
They're not crazy, they're just misunderstood.

#9

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:45 pm
by Batman
frigidmagi wrote:I should point out that half of them are so fucking crazy it's a wonder they can tie their shoes, forget kill a man with more urban combat experience then your average Marine Battalion. These days that's a lot of experience.
That they seem to spend a not inconsiderable portion of their time fighting each other probably doesn't help, either. They're almost like real-word people that way.

#10

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:58 pm
by frigidmagi
They're not crazy, they're just misunderstood.
If they're misunderstood then Stalin just had anger management problem. Nope they're crazy. Batshit, motherfucking crazy.

#11

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:13 pm
by Batman
I would like to take this opportunity to mention I strongly disapprove of the term batshit insane.
Says the man who dresses up like a giant bat to fight crime.
Shut up.

#12

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:40 pm
by frigidmagi
You're okay with apeshit despite being a member of the ape family however?

#13

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:49 am
by Rukia
*makes popcorn and listens*

I love this stuff!

#14

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:29 pm
by Batman
frigidmagi wrote:You're okay with apeshit despite being a member of the ape family however?
Take a look at human history and try that again.

#15

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:20 pm
by Josh
Batman wrote:
frigidmagi wrote:You're okay with apeshit despite being a member of the ape family however?
Take a look at human history and try that again.
Human civilization brought us porn and housecats, Bats. I think that balances it all out.

#16

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:14 pm
by Batman
Petrosjko wrote:
Batman wrote:
frigidmagi wrote:You're okay with apeshit despite being a member of the ape family however?
Take a look at human history and try that again.
Human civilization brought us porn and housecats, Bats. I think that balances it all out.
Take a look at japanese porn and some of them housecat breeds and get back to me.
Besides cats should be outdoors animals anyway.

#17

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:15 pm
by Josh
Batman wrote:Take a look at japanese porn and some of them housecat breeds and get back to me.
So yeah, not all porn is good. But still, overall it's a great advance of civilization.
Besides cats should be outdoors animals anyway.
I don't think Selena would approve of that.

#18

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:42 pm
by Batman
Petrosjko wrote:
Besides cats should be outdoors animals anyway.
I don't think Selena would approve of that.
You'd be surprised. Have fun trying to be a catburglar without ever going outside :razz:
Besides, what was our favourite pastime again? Oh, That's right, rooftop chases. Which happen guess where? :grin:

#19

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:44 pm
by frigidmagi
I'm amazed what they can do with indoor gyms these days.

#20

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:16 pm
by Batman
frigidmagi wrote:I'm amazed what they can do with indoor gyms these days.
Nothing much to burgle there generally, though. And Selina would probably protest the limited selection of escape options.

#21

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:10 pm
by Josh
I'm not saying she's exclusively indoors, I'm just saying that she does spend a certain amount of time inside.

Which you would deny her.

Meany McJerkface.

#22

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:48 pm
by Batman
Petrosjko wrote:I'm not saying she's exclusively indoors, I'm just saying that she does spend a certain amount of time inside.
As do housecats, even the outdoors kind. What's the POINT of a cat if it can't be lying in your lap, purring contently, and you couln't be more content except you really, really have to pee?
Which you would deny her.
I'm doing no such thing. Cats CAN and SHOULD stay indoors, on occasion (especially when it's raining, and not only for their own sake). They just shouldn't do so all the time.
Meany McJerkface.
Do I really have to say 'canonically so'?

#23

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:10 pm
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
Batman wrote:What's the POINT of a cat if it can't be lying in your lap, purring contently, and you couln't be more content except you really, really have to pee?
Um, apetizer?

#24

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:38 pm
by Batman
Anybody who ISN'T a sick, twisted fuck?

#25

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:53 pm
by frigidmagi
I prefer cats alive and uneaten and vote we lock KAN in a small cage with large hungry tigers.

All for?